Seeing yourself naked and hating absolutely everything you see is one of the worst feelings ever
god she is perfect like that
This seriously makes me happy as fuck!
things i need
- a hug
things i can’t have
- a hug
I just need a really long and touchy make out session that leads to sex followed by a long nap together.
“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason
“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable
“for science” is a good excuse
don’t forget “the stars are not in position” as a perfect reason to not do something“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.
you guys are leaving out “think of the children” as a way to persuade anybody to do something for you
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