you tell crazy stories but has a woman ever tried to kill you ?
Anonymous

jimmbbo:

perfect-melodies-filthy-wubs:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

This one girl accused me of cheating for having female friends (which i wasnt fucking or flirting with but was just cool friends I dont wanna talk to a bunch of niggas all day i need a female perspective on things) she was screaming at me for 20 mins straight

i dont argue back cause im laid back im just like mhmmm mhmmm looking in my phone checking sports scores and on twitter … so at one point she says “was the pussy atleast good my nigga?” i was like “mmhmm that shit was nice and tight”  all of a sudden i heard silence i look up shes like

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*this is the moment where i knew i fucked up*

just looks at me like that for like 20 seconds “im like bae im just playing.. im just playing…”  she runs to the kitchen… and starts going in the drawers “im like shawty u needa chill”   im like “im just playing”

she pulls something out all i see was the light beam reflect off it

i get a good look i see this in her hand

im in the couch like

she starts running towards me so i open the door step outside then shut the door from the outside and use all my body weight to hold onto the door knob, She used to run track in highschool so i think she gon catch me so im like nah im not even gon run and get stabbed in the spine

she pulling tryna open it lol im in a project type building on the 12th floor man I was standing there for 43 mins shorty aint have an ounce of quit in her. People walking by laughing hearing her screaming at me

some middle aged lady walked by she was like 50 she was like “mmmmhmmm she caught your ass didnt she”

im like “ma’am help my arms tired”

she was like ahaaa nope “call that bitch you was fucking for help”  and walked into her apt

then shorties mom came out the elevator i was like thank god.. she was like oh lord what u do.. i was like “nothingg ma’am she got a knife i swear i did nothing ” her mom was like “kita put the damn knife down im coming in if u stab me imma beat your ass” i feel the pressure get off the door and i make a run for it i see her try to come chase me but her mom blocks her Im sure i coulda beat usain bolt in a race the way i was running

she was really gon stab me, If her moms aint come i woulda still been standing there holding the door to this day

i’ve never re-blogged something so quick in my life. 

I fuckin love tumblr stories

fitslikemytshirt:

why does getcha head in the game go so hard. like disney didn’t have to go off like that but they did.

frosted:

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

 

kitster:

lolzpicx:

If I fits, I sits

HE LOOKS SO  PLEASED WITH HIMSELF 

kitster:

lolzpicx:

If I fits, I sits

HE LOOKS SO  PLEASED WITH HIMSELF 

primdese:

I might finish this someday.
just not anytime this week.

primdese:

I might finish this someday.

just not anytime this week.

zetiz:

Pixel Adventure Time by DAV-19

stefan4president:

Just finished watching the Australian promo. That Plec… she’ll never learn. Fanbaiting much? I can smell her desperation all the way across the ocean. “She loved him before… will she again?” We aaaaall know she won’t, because the writers have their head so far up Damon’s/Ian’s ass they can chew his food for him.

My fellow Stefan fans… Stay strong. Don’t watch. At least not live. Don’t give them your ratings. Don’t trust them, because they can and WILL screw us over.

I somewhat agree and I somewhat don’t. Shouldn’t we give them the ratings on the Stelena episodes to prove that that is what we want? I think we should ignore the other ones where Delena is the focus. I think the writers that they are losing fans without Stelena being together. I only watch it now because I want Stefan to be happy! That means if he ends up with Elena or not.

bellarkexeternal:

OMG I was so over Stelena after those last seasons…. and now this promo.. gave me the feels… again

WHY U DOIN’ THIS?!

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m-e-d-i-e-v-a-l-d-r-e-a-m-s:

Unknow author
Beauty art

m-e-d-i-e-v-a-l-d-r-e-a-m-s:

Unknow author

Beauty art

e-jheman:

I draw my canon babies.  (?)

e-jheman:

I draw my canon babies.  (?)

zetiz:

Pixel Adventure Time by DAV-19

pauldehaan:

With that necklace scene the writers of this show have completely disrespected an entire fandom of their television show, they have completely disrespected the first seasons of this show, they have disrespected Stefan Salvatore and parts of Elena Gilbert. And i am ashamed that i spent years of my life loving this show. 

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I can’t stand what the writers have done? How can you be so crooked in your ways and fill on fanservice that you could do such a thing. Write a show that makes sense god dammit or you will lose all credibility that you have left and lose all Stelena followers